Theory Of Everything (as it pertains to this blog)

So the final preamble post. The summation of all that came before and lead-in to all that follows.  The Categories, the Rules, and the Goals.   This is the end to the longest blog introduction that ever was.  I truly am the ultimate procrastinator.

Categories

1. Blogging the Future, Now
   Commenting on today from a perspective that hasn’t arrived yet.  Juanny Nostradamus!
2. Irrational and Incoherent Theorizing
   Where Juanny Dumbass comes to play
3. Out in Left Field Miscellany
   Where bad ideas go to die.  Juanny Mortician
4. Voyeurism and the Naked Brain
   Juanny Voyeur looking inside your mind (if you’re lucky)

Rules

There are no rules except the ones that I make up on the fly.  I accept all comments on condition that they are informative, funny, or irrelevant.  Did I say irrelevant? I meant irreverent. SPAM will be removed by my friend Akismet.

I am always right until proved wrong.

Goals

My goal is to amuse and induce thought.  If I fail, let me know.  More importantly I’d like to stay on top of what people are thinking, doing and looking at.  So comments are not only welcome but actually extremely necessary.

I NEED YOU.

If you don’t show I will be forced to make up things to talk about which is less interesting for me and less interesting for you.